The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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