You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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