If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
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Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.