In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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