The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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