i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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