I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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