check it out our google latitudes are spooning
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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