whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Just pee around me
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless