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• (323): View more from California

  Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?

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  Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?

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• (850): View more from Florida

  the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick

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• (779): View more from Illinois

  explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.

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  I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face

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• (925): View more from California

  I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!

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