Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Just high enough for therapy.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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