Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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