I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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