well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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