Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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