Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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