Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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