okay pat passed out under dana's car
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
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I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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