Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
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We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Randomize