I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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