you turned your livingroom into a bong?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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