I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
This is classic penis vs brain.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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