NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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