So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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