Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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