It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.