Tell her she can't have a vagina
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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