Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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