I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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