Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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