you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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