How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
North Korea, Best Korea!
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
