Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you win again, gameday.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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