I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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