Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
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I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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