Ambien. No doubt about it.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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