Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I showed him my bush... on skype.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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