is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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