So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
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Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
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You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
pray to the hookup gods
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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