just come out here and I will go home with you...
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
im holly from the hills drunk
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i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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