doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
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I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Drunk is a universal language darling
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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