CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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