i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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