Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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