Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
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I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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