What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
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So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!