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I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk

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(312): I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk http://tfl.nu/cjl6

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This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.

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maybe it's her son

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thats not any better.

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(914): This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out. (1-914): maybe it's her son (914): thats not any better. http://tfl.nu/9ktq

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So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"

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(281): So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head" http://tfl.nu/fk9k

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He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger

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(717): He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger http://tfl.nu/u6xr

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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.

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(708): I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious. http://tfl.nu/uku0

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(530): View more from California

the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible

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(530): the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible http://tfl.nu/pzql

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I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.

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(616): I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady. http://tfl.nu/ufs6

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Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo

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(250): Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo http://tfl.nu/a9s7

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My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.

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(330): My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out. http://tfl.nu/tebu

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They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game

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(724): They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game http://tfl.nu/pqbb

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I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina

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(406): I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina http://tfl.nu/3xqs

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this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members

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(217): this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members http://tfl.nu/t6b5

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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving

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(413): i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving http://tfl.nu/3k7r

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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.

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(832): Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife. http://tfl.nu/f8lt

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I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.

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(713): I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila. http://tfl.nu/2cgs

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