what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
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