The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.