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i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed

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(989): i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed http://tfl.nu/j2ib

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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

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(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section http://tfl.nu/5gr0

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(541): View more from Oregon

im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.

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(541): im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine. http://tfl.nu/y6yn

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.

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(401): he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow. http://tfl.nu/e3p6

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(502): View more from Kentucky

guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.

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(502): guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct. http://tfl.nu/g5ut

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(813): View more from Florida

watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide

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(813): watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide http://tfl.nu/fnhs

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(248): View more from Michigan

my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'

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(248): my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you' http://tfl.nu/ael6

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"

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(403): You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her" http://tfl.nu/oma3

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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.

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(267): The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon. http://tfl.nu/yrqs

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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.

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(860): He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter. http://tfl.nu/21c2

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.

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(617): Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night. http://tfl.nu/xmy8

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Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.

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(815): Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me. http://tfl.nu/oi7v

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.

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(780): I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past. http://tfl.nu/8nfc

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(239): View more from Florida

The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.

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(239): The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die. http://tfl.nu/hid4

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(989): View more from Michigan

Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?

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Where's your car?

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The girl I brought home apparently stole it

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(989): Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station? (615): Where's your car? (989): The girl I brought home apparently stole it http://tfl.nu/7hzq

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