he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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