How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
