singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
accomplished twins. life is a go
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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