i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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