I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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