Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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