Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
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My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
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Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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