Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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