I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
