So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
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Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
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just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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